- Pete Lattimer: Ugh, get me some popcorn and a tampon, 'cause I am watching a romantic comedy.
- Myka Bering: What? Shut up!
- Pete Lattimer: Oh, yeah, you and Mike meet, you hate each other and the next thing you know, you're kissing.
- Myka Bering: That's crazy.
- Pete Lattimer: Oh, yeah? 'Cause love is crazy, Mykes.
- [snaps fingers]
- Pete Lattimer: That's right, girl. I am the sassy best friend.
- Mike Madden: Agent Bearing, I still don't know your first name.
- Myka Bering: Oh, it's, uh, Myka.
- Mike Madden: Wow, Mike and Myka. Like Papageno and Papagena from...
- Myka Bering: Mozart's Magic Flute.
- [pause]
- Myka Bering: You know opera?
- Mike Madden: Yeah, yeah, don't tell my teammates. Well, 'cause you never know...
- Pete Lattimer: Hey, can we get going? Uh, you can play Mike's magic flute later.
- Myka Bering: I have to go kill him now, so I'm just gonna... go...