WWE Raw (TV Series)

Brock And Cena (2012)

Chris Diamantopoulos: Moe

Quotes 

• Moe : Hey, it's Santino Marella.

  Santino Marella : What are you guys doing here?

  Moe : Well, we're on our promotional tour for our movie "The Three Stooges", which opens this Friday, April 13th.

  Larry : Yeah, and the studio asked us if we wouldn't mind being shipped up to D.C. for WWE RAW.

  Curly : So we said soitenly. Then we woke up in that box somewhere over Kansas. Nyuk nyuk.

  Santino Marella : The Larry, the Curly, and the Moe. Let me ask you this: what are you three knuckleheads having planned for the live studio audience tonight?

  Moe : Oh, well we, uh... what's the plan?

  [Moe slaps Larry] 

  Larry : Hey, what's the plan?

  [Larry slaps Curly] 

  Curly : Ooh! What's the plan?

  [Curly slaps Santino; Santino in turn slaps all three in a row] 

  Santino Marella : You guys come here and you don't even have plans?

  Larry : No, I... I was planning on catching up with the WWE Divas. You know, exchanging some hair tips, maybe taking them out to Chinese food and seeing where things end up.

  Moe : [holding his fist out]  See where this ends up.

  [Larry slaps Moe's fist; Moe's arm winds around in a circle and bonks Larry on the head] 

  Santino Marella : Hey, I like that move! Can I borrow that sometime?

  Moe : Oh, sure. Anytime, Santino. Now wait a minute, can you show me your cobra move?

  Santino Marella : [laughs]  Okay, no problem.

  [Santino demonstrates as he talks] 

  Santino Marella : First you do this.

  Moe : [copying Santino]  Go like that.

  Santino Marella : Followed by this. Don't forget this. And of course, there's this.

• Moe : Now, wait a minute. What about a variation on the move?

  [Moe extends his index and middle fingers] 

  Santino Marella : That's not a cobra if you do that.

  Moe : No, it's the Moe-bra.

  [Moe eye-pokes Curly] 

• Curly : I never got my in-flight meal.

  Moe : Here's a knuckle sandwich.

  [slaps Curly]