- Moe: Hey, it's Santino Marella.
- Santino Marella: What are you guys doing here?
- Moe: Well, we're on our promotional tour for our movie "The Three Stooges", which opens this Friday, April 13th.
- Larry: Yeah, and the studio asked us if we wouldn't mind being shipped up to D.C. for WWE RAW.
- Curly: So we said soitenly. Then we woke up in that box somewhere over Kansas. Nyuk nyuk.
- Santino Marella: The Larry, the Curly, and the Moe. Let me ask you this: what are you three knuckleheads having planned for the live studio audience tonight?
- Moe: Oh, well we, uh... what's the plan?
- [Moe slaps Larry]
- Larry: Hey, what's the plan?
- [Larry slaps Curly]
- Curly: Ooh! What's the plan?
- [Curly slaps Santino; Santino in turn slaps all three in a row]
- Santino Marella: You guys come here and you don't even have plans?
- Larry: No, I... I was planning on catching up with the WWE Divas. You know, exchanging some hair tips, maybe taking them out to Chinese food and seeing where things end up.
- Moe: [holding his fist out] See where this ends up.
- [Larry slaps Moe's fist; Moe's arm winds around in a circle and bonks Larry on the head]
- Santino Marella: Hey, I like that move! Can I borrow that sometime?
- Moe: Oh, sure. Anytime, Santino. Now wait a minute, can you show me your cobra move?
- Santino Marella: [laughs] Okay, no problem.
- [Santino demonstrates as he talks]
- Santino Marella: First you do this.
- Moe: [copying Santino] Go like that.
- Santino Marella: Followed by this. Don't forget this. And of course, there's this.
- Moe: Now, wait a minute. What about a variation on the move?
- [Moe extends his index and middle fingers]
- Santino Marella: That's not a cobra if you do that.
- Moe: No, it's the Moe-bra.
- [Moe eye-pokes Curly]