True Blood (TV Series)

Everybody Wants to Rule the World (2012)

Ryan Kwanten: Jason Stackhouse

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• Andy Bellefleur : We assaulted a prisoner today! Now, Joe Bob's a son of a bitch, but it is my job to protect son of a bitches, too, and vampires and shifters and werechickens and whatever the fuck else is out there!

  Jason Stackhouse : World's going to hell in a hand bucket.

• Andy Bellefleur : We got two Obamas so far, Junior and Joe Bob. These guys are Bon Temps born and bred. What else they got in common?

  Jason Stackhouse : Both got dumb-ass white-trash names starting with J.

• Jason Stackhouse : [to security]  Hey, don't let her out of your sight. I don't care if she's sleeping or taking a dump.

  Jessica Hamby : Jason, I don't take dumps. And I'm gonna be fine. Don't worry about me. Only worry about Hoyt. I still can't feel him. It's like there's nothing, just emptiness. And, God, it's like he's asleep or-...

  Jason Stackhouse : Don't even say it.

  Jessica Hamby : I wish I could stay and help.

  Jason Stackhouse : Well, being a vampire's got its perks... the no dumping and all... but getting deep-fried when the sun comes up sure evens the playing field. Look, I got this covered. It's what I'm trained for. Hoyt's gonna be fine.

• Deputy Kevin Ellis : Joe Bob visited this same website over 500 times; www.KeepAmericaHuman.com.

  Andy Bellefleur : [Reads]  "The Human Patriot Manifesto, Part 1. Vampires and other covert mutants are stealing our jobs, buying our politicians, controlling the media, and seducing our children. If we have any chance of keeping America human, brave citizens like us have got to stand up and fight back."

  Deputy Kenya Jones : Yeah, if they're so brave, then why the Obama masks, hmm?

  Deputy Kevin Ellis : 'Cause it's like patriotic or ironic or something.

  Jason Stackhouse : Maybe it's 'cause they don't wanna get recognized.

  Deputy Kenya Jones : [Rolls eyes]  God help us.

• Andy Bellefleur : Obamas aren't just shooting shifters.

  Jason Stackhouse : They're strapping vampires in the sun, melting 'em like marshmallows.

  Man : [On video]  Death to supes! Long live the Dragon. Long live the Dragon.

  Jason Stackhouse : Aw, shit me. There are dragons now, too.