In her opening monologue, host
Chelsea Handler talks about how Dr.
Mehmet Oz is in many ways her perfect man, except for the fetish he demonstrates on his talk show. Chelsea and her round table panelists
Greg Fitzsimmons,
Fortune Feimster and
Gary Valentine discuss
Mel Gibson's latest rant this time against
Joe Eszterhas, the character of James Bond drinking beer instead of a martini in his next movie, the possibility of a
Michael Jackson hologram joining its brothers on tour, a report of
George Clooney's ex-girlfriend
Elisabetta Canalis being dumped by
Steve-O, and the latest fad of pheromone parties where one's unwashed shirt is passed around potential datees to smell. In addition, Gary talks about participating in a charity golf tournament, and Fortune encourages North Carolinians to vote no on Amendment 1 on May 8th. And Chelsea chats with guest
Gabrielle Union about her weave causing problems at airport security screenings, her latest movie
Think Like a Man (2012) and if the relationships portrayed in the movie mirror her own life, her boyfriend, NBA player
Dwyane Wade being on the set, working with
Kevin Hart, and her friendship with the Obamas.
—Huggo