- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: There's certain moments in life that you never forget. Like when I held Manny in my arms for the very first time. I was nervous. I didn't know what I was doing. And I was so excited to see him grow up. And the more he becomes the little man I know today, the more I know I would do it all over again. Which is good, because I'm going to do it all over again. Turns out I wasn't carsick - I'm pregnant.
- Dylan: Listen, I know that you're concerned, but I'm designing T-shirts now, and they're going to be huge. Also medium and small.
- Claire Dunphy: [to Mitchell on the phone] You are driving to some California border town to adopt a baby, and I have to hear about it from Gloria?
- Mitchell Pritchett: [to Cam] I was outside for two minutes.
- Cameron Tucker: I kept it in as long as I could.
- [High-pitched squeal]
- Cameron Tucker: We're having a baby!
- Phil Dunphy: [Teaching Alex how to dance] Always keep the rhythm in your feet. Then we're gonna add just a little party in the shoulders, all right? Now let's get those arms going. No, no, no - arms down here says "I'm white and I'm sorry." But arms up here says "You don't know *what* I am!"
- Alex Dunphy: I-I don't.
- Alex Dunphy: Yes, my bad boy prom date is gay. He just doesn't know it yet. So I'm basically his beard. Pre-beard. His stubble.
- Mitchell Pritchett: [as Cam's teaching Lily how to twirl for dance class] How cool would it be if you turned into Wonder Woman right now?
- Cameron Tucker: Can't even talk about it.