Modern Family (TV Series)

Schooled (2012)

Tom McGowan: Principal Roth

Quotes 

• Principal Roth : Mr. Tucker, what happened out there was unacceptable.

  Cameron Tucker : I agree. Is this kindergarten or 'The Hunger Games'?

  Principal Roth : I'm speaking of *your* behavior. We've never had an incident like this, and now we've had one on the first day, before circle time. What the fudge were you thinking? Now the boy's parents are coming in, and trust me, they're mad as Hello, Kitty.

  Mitchell Pritchett : Oh, you told his parents on us? That is... that is so not cool.

  Cameron Tucker : Well, I'm sure once they hear what their boy did, they will be understanding.

  Pam : [Entering with her partner]  All right, whoever made our son cry has messed with the wrong moms.

  Cameron Tucker , Mitchell Pritchett : Lesbians.

• Principal Roth : Okay, parents, we'll see you at 12:00.

  Cameron Tucker : [Getting flustered]  Oh! All right. Mm!

  Principal Roth : This is when the crying starts.

  Mitchell Pritchett : Does it ever stop? Okay, come on, Cam.

  Cameron Tucker : Okay. You know what, Lily, sweetie? I know this is gonna be difficult...

  Lily Tucker-Pritchett : [Running off]  Bye!

  Cameron Tucker : Okay. That was a knife to the heart.

• Mitchell Pritchett : I am so sorry we have to meet like this, but I'm sure you can understand, as parents, the instinct to protect your child.

  Pam : Yeah, it's what makes me want to punch you in the neck right now.

  Cameron Tucker : Wow. I see where your son gets all of his aggression.

  Principal Roth : Okay, let's all take a time-out.

  Mitchell Pritchett : That's a good idea. This is getting a little heated. Right?

  Susan : Yeah, Pam, we don't want another incident like at the lumberyard.

  Mitchell Pritchett : Oh, my god. You guys go to the Lumberyard, too? D... I didn't know they had a ladies' night.

  Pam : Not the bar, Sally.

  Susan : Okay, you know what? He's trying to be nice, and you just called him Sally.

  Cameron Tucker : Yeah, you're not being very helpful, Peppermint Patty.

  Mitchell Pritchett : Okay, let's just stick to our actual names.