Modern Family (TV Series)
Snip (2012)
Sofía Vergara: Gloria Delgado-Pritchett
Quotes
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Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Estupid dry cleaners! They shrink my clothes!
Jay Pritchett : Might be time for maternity wear.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Are you crazy? I'm barely showing.
Jay Pritchett : Sweetheart, your shirts barely fit *before* you were pregnant.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : And I never heard you complain.
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Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Manny, you don't seem so happy. You usually love it when I pull you out of school to play hockey.
Manny Delgado : A, it's 'hooky,' and B, don't ever take me out of school to play hockey.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Did something bad happen at school?
Manny Delgado : They fired the music teacher.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Mr. Hideo Namagachi?
Manny Delgado : That, you say perfectly.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Manny, don't worry. He'll find another job.
Manny Delgado : But what about me? I've been buttering up Mr. Namagachi for years. He was gonna give me the lead in the school musical, 'Oliver!'.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : It is not all over.
Manny Delgado : [Enunciating] "Oll-iv-er."
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Manny... you are a very talented boy. You're gonna find plenty of music teachers to put butter on.
Manny Delgado : But what if I can't? I don't want to spend my last year of middle school in the chorus.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Maybe I can help. Maybe when they pick the new music teacher, I'll go and I'll flirt a little bit with him, you know?
Manny Delgado : Hey, Mom, since we're just talking here, about your shirt...
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : [Warningly] What about my shirt?
Manny Delgado : [Losing nerve] Nothing! I just noticed you got some, uh, some pizza... on the ice cream on it.
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Dr. Barksdale : That's a healthy baby.
Jay Pritchett : Hold on.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : What?
Jay Pritchett : Is that a license plate and a hubcap? You know, like in 'Jaws'?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : I never saw it.
Dr. Barksdale : I saw it, but I don't remember a scene with a hubcap in a pregnant woman.
Jay Pritchett : Ah, forget it.
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Manny Delgado : You were kind of hard on that cinnamon bun guy.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Did you hear what he said to me?
Manny Delgado : 'Congratulations'?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : He thinks I'm pregnant! That is an insult when the person doesn't look it.
Manny Delgado : Mom, wait. You need to hear this. You are pregnant, and you look it.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : [Gasps] I hope that this new one has some good manners!
Manny Delgado : Mom, stop! I-I know this whole thing is a little scary for you. Last time you were pregnant, you kinda did it alone 'cause Dad wasn't around much. But this time, you have two partners.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : That's sweet. And so are you. Especially with a little bit of sugar in your face. Let me see.
[Wipes it off and tastes it]
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Mmm!
[Buttons on her shirt pop off]
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Ay! What happened?
Manny Delgado : Your shirt couldn't take it any more!
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : The stupid dry cleaners!
[Tries to find the buttons]
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : W-Where is it?
[Bends over; pants rip too]
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Ay, no!
Manny Delgado : You're running out of arms, Mom! A maternity store's right over there!
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : [Another pop] Ahh!
Manny Delgado : What was that?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : I don't know, but let's go!
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Phil Dunphy : [laughing] Honey, look what Manny just sent me.
Claire Dunphy : [On her phone] Hang on one sec. Okay.
Phil Dunphy : [Shows her a picture of Gloria splitting her pants] Is that the funniest thing ever?
Claire Dunphy : [laughs] Oh, yeah.
Cameron Tucker : Oh... oh, my gosh. Mitchell, come here. You have to see what Claire sent us.
Mitchell Pritchett : [On his phone] Okay, wait. One... one second. Okay.
Cameron Tucker : [Shows him the picture of Phil on a bench reading 'Not a Real Man'] Is that hilarious?
Mitchell Pritchett : That's great!
Cameron Tucker : Oh, Phil.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Ay, this is embarrassing.
Jay Pritchett : [Sees a picture of Cameron and their cat in its mermaid costume] I don't know how comfortable I am with this guy teaching our kid.