Modern Family (TV Series)

Snip (2012)

Kevin Daniels: Longinus

Quotes 

• Jeoux : Longe, I'm getting a protein shake.

  Longinus : Okay. Mitchell, this is Jeoux.

  Mitchell Pritchett : Hi. Oh, just 'Joe'?

  Jeoux : Yes, Jeoux. J-E-O-U-X.

  Mitchell Pritchett : There it is.

  Jeoux : Oh, is this the Mitchell you're helping out because he wants his boyfriend to get a job?

  [Mitchell and Longinus wave their hands to indicate he should stop talking] 

  Jeoux : I don't know what you're doing. Should I wave? Did your boyfriend take the job?

  Mitchell Pritchett : [Cam comes out of a dressing room]  Oh, my God! That looks so good on you, Cam!

  Cameron Tucker : Don't even. It is everything I can do to not create a scene right now. You will pay for this. Mnh.

  [Storms out with the short still on, sets off the alarm] 

  Cameron Tucker : And this.

  [Dramatically takes a scarf and wraps it around his neck] 

  Cameron Tucker : And this.

• Longinus : So? What do you think?

  Cameron Tucker : Finally, a store that sells shirts men actually wanna wear.

  Longinus : Thank you. Look, holla if you need me. We're a little shorthanded today.

  Mitchell Pritchett : What happened to J'Marcus?

  Longinus : Don't ask. She's a j'mess.

• Longinus : I'm telling you, it is so hard to find someone who knows clothes and is good with people.

  Mitchell Pritchett : Well, I wish I knew somebody.

  [Pointedly looks at Cam] 

  Longinus : Oh, my god. Wait a second. Cam? You wouldn't think about taking the job, would you? Do you realize how perfect you'd be?

  Cameron Tucker : Well, yes. Um, but I-I...

  Longinus : You'd only work part-time. You'll get employee discounts on the clothes. Stop me if I'm wasting my breath.

  Cameron Tucker : Well, I don't know. What do you think, Mitchell?

  Mitchell Pritchett : Well, I-I would miss having you around the house, but, you know, if... if it's something that you love...

  Cameron Tucker : Mulling.

  Mitchell Pritchett : You know what? It was nice of you to offer, but he should probably think about it.

  Cameron Tucker : I'll do it!

  Mitchell Pritchett : Really?

  Cameron Tucker : Yep. Just until he can find somebody to replace me, and good luck with that. Oh, and I don't fold.