Modern Family (TV Series)
Snip (2012)
Ariel Winter: Alex Dunphy
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Quotes
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Luke Dunphy : He's having an ass-ectomy. I hear things.
Haley Dunphy : You're getting your tonsils out?
Alex Dunphy : Ugh! This family needs a dumbass-ectomy.
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Haley Dunphy : Oh, my god, what is that outfit? Are you going Goth? You still sleep with a stuffed panda.
Alex Dunphy : Don't you have a fraternity to pass out in?
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Alex Dunphy : What's with all the yogurt?
Luke Dunphy : Shh! Durkas has been breaking into my locker. But I've got a little revenge planned.
Alex Dunphy : Sorry. I just remembered I don't really care.
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Alex Dunphy : Mom, what are you doing here?
Claire Dunphy : I am changing my shirt. Why aren't you at school?
Skylar : Mrs. Dunphy, we just...
Claire Dunphy : Oh, no, you don't get to talk, Morticia.
Alex Dunphy : Okay, we cut last period - big deal - because we're shaving the backs of our necks, which is totally a style. But of course, now you're going to freak out like you always do about every little thing.
Claire Dunphy : Let's do it.
Skylar : What?
Claire Dunphy : [Takes the razor] Yeah. Yeah. Let's shave up some heads. Come on. Who's first?
Alex Dunphy : Uh, okay. Okay, mom, we... we don't need you to do that.
Claire Dunphy : Oh, are you afraid?
Alex Dunphy : I'm not afraid!
Claire Dunphy : Then let's do this. It's shaving time. Shavy gravy. Shaved by the Bell.
Alex Dunphy : Why are you talking like Dad?
Claire Dunphy : Hair up, girls! Let's see some napes. Come on. Let's -
[Razor accidentally catches in Skylar's hair]
Claire Dunphy : Oh, God, no!
Alex Dunphy : Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Claire Dunphy : What did you do?
Skylar : What did *you* do? I have my sister's wedding on Saturday!
Claire Dunphy : I'm so sorry!
Alex Dunphy : Uh, Skylar, wait!
Claire Dunphy : I could-I could- I could even that up for you
Skylar : Stay away from me, both of you!
Alex Dunphy : Ugh! You ruined my life!
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Haley Dunphy : Mom shaved Skylar's head? That's hilarious!
Alex Dunphy : It's not gonna be so fun the next time she bothers to show up for school.
Haley Dunphy : [Claire enters behind Alex, but stays hidden] What do you care? You know you don't even like her.
Alex Dunphy : I don't. Skylar's awful. Mom actually did me a huge favor.
Haley Dunphy : Oh, my God, do not tell her that. She will never shut up.
Alex Dunphy : I know. Remember when you admitted that you didn't hate that James Taylor concert she dragged you to?
Haley Dunphy : She was unbearable! 'I told you!'
Haley Dunphy , Alex Dunphy : 'He's got the voice of an angel!'
[Both laugh]
Haley Dunphy : She's such a nerd. I kind of miss her, though.