Modern Family (TV Series)
Snip (2012)
Steve Lewis: Patient
Quotes
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Receptionist : Is there a Phil Dunphy here?
Jay Pritchett : I'm his father-in-law. He's gonna need a moment. Is there anything I could fill out for him?
Receptionist : Not unless you want the vasectomy.
Jay Pritchett : Where were you six months ago?
Receptionist : Barbados. Now I really need to speak with the patient.
Jay Pritchett : Got it. Phil, get over here. Phil?
[Turns around and sees he's gone]
Patient : He just ran ou-
[Groans in pain]
Jay Pritchett : You know what could do wonders for your business here? A recovery room.