Modern Family (TV Series)
Snip (2012)
Emma Kate Bateman: Skylar
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Alex Dunphy : Mom, what are you doing here?
Claire Dunphy : I am changing my shirt. Why aren't you at school?
Skylar : Mrs. Dunphy, we just...
Claire Dunphy : Oh, no, you don't get to talk, Morticia.
Alex Dunphy : Okay, we cut last period - big deal - because we're shaving the backs of our necks, which is totally a style. But of course, now you're going to freak out like you always do about every little thing.
Claire Dunphy : Let's do it.
Skylar : What?
Claire Dunphy : [Takes the razor] Yeah. Yeah. Let's shave up some heads. Come on. Who's first?
Alex Dunphy : Uh, okay. Okay, mom, we... we don't need you to do that.
Claire Dunphy : Oh, are you afraid?
Alex Dunphy : I'm not afraid!
Claire Dunphy : Then let's do this. It's shaving time. Shavy gravy. Shaved by the Bell.
Alex Dunphy : Why are you talking like Dad?
Claire Dunphy : Hair up, girls! Let's see some napes. Come on. Let's -
[Razor accidentally catches in Skylar's hair]
Claire Dunphy : Oh, God, no!
Alex Dunphy : Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Claire Dunphy : What did you do?
Skylar : What did *you* do? I have my sister's wedding on Saturday!
Claire Dunphy : I'm so sorry!
Alex Dunphy : Uh, Skylar, wait!
Claire Dunphy : I could-I could- I could even that up for you
Skylar : Stay away from me, both of you!
Alex Dunphy : Ugh! You ruined my life!