Quotes
-
Oderus Urungus : If I had a daughter I would much rather her marry Joe than you. At least Joe's a real man. You're like an even gayer Hobbit.
Adam : Well, I don't want to screw over Laura with her parents, you know? But I also have an obligation to Joe and he wants me to mess up pretty big in front of them, you know, so they won't like me as much. But I don't want to screw up TOO big and have them like REALLY not like me. I just wanna screw up like just enough so that Joe can step in and then maybe they'll sorta like him more, you know?
Oderus Urungus : See? Even gayer Hobbit.
-
Oderus Urungus : Alright, here's what you do. Punch Laura in the face, just smash her across the kisser right in front of her Dad and then say "Woman, go get me a beer!"
Adam : I don't hit women.
Oderus Urungus : Well neither do I... But I understand it.
