- Robert California: Andrew, it's time for you to go home. You're better than this.
- Andy Bernard: Yeah, I know.
- Robert California: Everyone is better than this because this... Is the worst thing I have ever seen.
- [Sips the Energy drink meant for Asian Homosexuals previously states to be flavored as Coconut Penis]
- Robert California: Why did they add coconut? I miss original.
- [chugs the rest of the can]
- Darryl Philbin: You mean to tell me no one wanted an energy drink for asian homosexuals?
- Glenn: They did not.
- Darryl Philbin: And you got half a million of these?
- [holds up a can]
- Darryl Philbin: Well, I gotta try it.
- Glenn: I wouldn't.
- Darryl Philbin: Oh come on, what's the harm?
- [opens the can and takes a sip]
- Darryl Philbin: What flavor is that?
- Hidetoshi Hasagawa: Coconut Penis.
- Darryl Philbin: The coconut is... Pretty subtle.
- Gabe Lewis: [Walking in to the crowded conference room with a cupcake] Happy birthday to Gabe!
- Nellie Bertram: Oh, get out, Skeleton Man!
- Kelly Kapoor: [to Ravi] You look at me like you're adoring me and I'm gonna look at the camera like I don't even know you're there.