Mike & Molly (TV Series)

The Rehearsal (2012)

Billy Gardell: Mike Biggs

Quotes 

• Vince : Listen, it was a long time ago and I got swept up in the whole May-December romance. Who knew she'd turn into such a vindictive ball breaker?

  Mike Biggs : What happened the last time you tried to get her to sign the papers?

  Vince : She kicked me in the nuts. What part of ball breaker don't you understand?

• Francine : [rings his ex wife's doorbell]  Who the hell is it?

  Vince : Look through the peephole, you bug eyed bitch!

  Francine : [opens door and it's an elderly woman]  Brought your goons, huh Muranto?

  Mike Biggs : How old is she?

  Vince : I told you, it was May-December. I'm the May.

  Officer Carl McMillan : Yeah, but she's not December, she's the following July!

• Mike Biggs : Look, I'm sorry things went wrong between you two, but maybe you should sign the papers so you can get on with the rest of your life.

  Vince : What's left of it.

  Mike Biggs : Vince!

  [to Francine] 

  Mike Biggs : What do you say?

  Francine : Same thing I've been saying for the last fifteen years. I'm not signing anything 'til he pays me the ten grand he owes me.

  Mike Biggs : You owe her ten grand?

  Vince : I borrowed two and she's been doubling the vig annually for fifteen years, which is a nice way to treat your husband.

  Francine : You took my youth!

  Vince : I never saw your youth! The man who took your youth was wearing a powdered wig!