- Rafi: [at Baby Geoffrey's swim class] Look at your enemies. It's like prison. Find the strongest person, separate her from the rest. Separate the chubby girl, 'cause she looks like she runs this place. Take her down. Remember what I told you about karate chop? What are you gonna do? Show me. Come on!
- [Geoffrey karate chops Rafi's neck]
- Rafi: Oh, that's right. Now, remember... if anybody asks, I'm your father.
- Rafi: I could watch her walk out of a room for hours. My sister's body is bonkers. I hope you are hitting that.
- Rafi: You spend all your time reading books and looking at numbers and letters like they mean something.
- Ruxin: They do. Do you know how to read?
- Rafi: I get by, all right?
- Ruxin: What do you know?
- Rafi: You know, like... red means stop.
- Ruxin: Great.
- Rafi: Green means go.
- Ruxin: Good.
- Rafi: Yellow's the other one.
- Pete: Breasts are meant to be ogled and fondled, not tugged at like some raccoon pulling on a trash bag.
- Rafi: [to Geoffrey] Remember what I taught you. Do this, but then stab. Just do stab, stab. Swim, swim, stab.