- Sam Winchester: So, you think I'm creepy?
- Amelia Richardson: I think it's creepy that you buy all of your clothing at army surplus. White supremacists do that.
- Sam Winchester: Yeah, but I'm *not*.
- Amelia Richardson: Drifting serial killers do that.
- Sam Winchester: Fair enough.
- Amelia Richardson: You come from nowhere, you appear to be going nowhere, and you've, quote, "seen a lot of stitches." It's all pretty solid creepy.
- Dean Winchester: What the hell do you know about the value of life? You're a vampire.
- Benny: Yep. And I think we both know which of our kinds killed more humans.
- Castiel: Well, statistically speaking, that'd be your...
- Dean Winchester: Yes, thank you, Cass.
- Castiel: Well, I think we're clear for the moment. It does present a curious curl in the metaphysics, doesn't it? If you murder a monster in monster heaven, where does it go?
- Benny: And this is the crazy aunt I want to take on the road?
- Castiel: I am not your aunt.
- Benny: What? Really?
- Castiel: I have no possible relationship with your sibling offspring.
- Benny: Now you're kidding me.
- Dean Winchester: Oh, you two are killing me.
- Sam Winchester: You did try to kill his mother.
- Dean Winchester: I was trying to kill Crowley! Who just happened to be wearing Kevin's mother at the time.
- [Sam gives annoyed look]
- Dean Winchester: Well there's a difference!
- Sam Winchester: Apparently not to Kevin. Maybe because, oh yea, it's his MOTHER!
- Dean Winchester: Vampire pirates, that's what you guys are. Vampirates.
- Benny: [Chuckles] You know all the years we ran together, I can't believe nobody ever thought of that.
- Dean Winchester: What do you mean, it's like the third thing you say.
- Benny: No, it isn't.
- Dean Winchester: [about Kevin] Kid's like 'Rain Man'. Like a crappy little credit-card-counting criminal prodigy Rain Man.
- Sam Winchester: Well, he *was* in Advanced Placement.
- Dean Winchester: Shut up.
- Dean Winchester: You don't know him. He's a friend.
- Sam Winchester: A friend? Dean, you don't have any - all your friends are dead.
- Benny: You're worried what I might do if we make it topside. I'll start eating your little piggies. I already told you, man - by the time I got iced, I was strictly on blood transfusions, donated blood.
- [pause]
- Benny: Not donated to me, I'll give you that, but I paid good black-market scratch for it.
- Dean Winchester: So, what is that? Like the vampire Zone diet?
- Benny: Look, all I'm saying is I started seeing something in humanity, okay? Something that shouldn't be taken. I drink blood. I don't drink people.
- Dean Winchester: I'm the one with the mojo. I'm the one with the plan. Cass, we're gonna shove your ass back through the eye of that needle... if it kills all three of us.
- Benny: Obviously, I'm less than comfortable with that.
- Dean Winchester: Now, don't get me wrong, I'm down with the hunting, but, uh, why?
- Benny: To kill him before he kills me.
- [pause]
- Benny: Again.
- The Old Man: How are you here, standing in front of me?
- Benny: I found a way back.
- The Old Man: From Hell?
- Benny: Right next door, as far as I could tell.
- Benny: You should have let me go.
- The Old Man: But, Benny, I don't let things go.
- Benny: Really? You lived so long, how is it you have so little, hmm? Nothing but a beat-up old harpsichord and nest of hyenas
- Sam Winchester: Usually when someone moves into a town, they actually, uh, you know, *move* into the town.
- Amelia Richardson: I did.
- Sam Winchester: A motel is not actually part of the town that it's in. It's not part of anywhere.
- Dean Winchester: Well, that is twice that he's burned us. Shame on you.
- Sam Winchester: No, no, no. I'm the one who said he set us up.
- Dean Winchester: No, you said, "I wonder if Kevin is setting us up." Then you started in with technobabble.
- The Old Man: I've been here so, so long, Benny. Seen all the outcomes, all the patterns a trillion times. It all means so little. This universe is a pyramid of despair, nothing else.
- Benny: A little dark.
- The Old Man: I am evil, after all. At least I've had that much to keep me cold at night.
- Castiel: It does present a curious curl in the metaphysics, doesn't it? If you murder a monster in monster heaven, where does it go?
- Benny: When you get turned, it's like you're reborn into a vampire nest. Your maker - he means everything to you. I mean, you really start believing he's God. Now, if your maker happens to believe the Same thing, well...
- Dean Winchester: See how that could be a pickle.
- Dean Winchester: I got personal crap I gotta take care of.
- Sam Winchester: What does that mean, personal?
- Dean Winchester: Did you have a stroke? Vocabulary. Personal. As in my own, grown-up personal, I don't know, crap.
- The Old Man: You never had that, did you? Everything had to be thought about, considered.
- Benny: You know what Socrates said about a life unconsidered.
- Benny: Why'd you do it, Dean?
- Dean Winchester: Do what?
- Benny: Resurrect me.
- [pause]
- Benny: You coulda drained my soul into any culvert, and no one woulda been the wiser.
- Dean Winchester: [Indignant] What the hell are you talkin' about?
- [pause]
- Dean Winchester: Hey, you good?
- Benny: [Looks at Dean sadly] Man... I don't know what I am.