Modern Family (TV Series)
Open House of Horrors (2012)
Colin Hanlon: Steven
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Quotes
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Stefan : Oh, my God! John-John, is that you? You look amazing!
John-John : Thanks! That's what happens when you lose a hundred pounds.
Cameron Tucker : Oh, come on. What a...
John-John : Who wants to lift me?
Steven : Me!
John-John : Come on.
Cameron Tucker : How could he have not called us?
Steven : [Picks John-John up] Oh, my God, he's as light as a feather!
Cameron Tucker : You know what? I'm gonna go lift him, and shake him 'til his staples pop.
Mitchell Pritchett : [Holds him back] Cam, stop!
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Steven : I love your costume, too, Cam. Adora-bull.
Cameron Tucker : Oh, well, thank you. It's all in fun. I half-wanted to wear something tighter. You know, I've been reducing.
Steven : I can see.
Cameron Tucker : Well, you say it like you can't.
Steven : No, no, no. I totally can.
Cameron Tucker : [Unzipping his costume and showing him] Impressive, huh?
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Steven : [to Gloria's costume] *That* is hilarious. I love when people put some thought into their outfit. Illegal alien, sugar daddy.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Why do you say 'illegal'?
Steven : Because antennas are alien, and you're...
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : What? Illegal? Because of the color of my skin? Why don't I dump your baby in your gas tank?
[Pokes Steven's bag of sugar]
Jay Pritchett : Gloria! Uh, no hard feelings, please. Just enjoy the party, okay?
[to Gloria, aside]
Jay Pritchett : First of all, relax. We're at a party. Secondly, you've been deported twice. You're not *allowed* to be that defensive.