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Craig Ferguson: The day I left school was very like this. I was sitting right here doing some technical drawing. It was an exam. It was a nice day outside. Children were playing soccer and drinking and gamboling about the field like young lambs, and I was stuck here being bad at something I didn't care about. And in that moment, I decided I'm leaving. And I got up from right here and I left school and I never went back. And that's why I ended up at 12:30 on CBS.