Enemies Closer (2013)

Jean-Claude Van Damme: Xander

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Quotes 

• Xander : [his last lines]  Fucking gasoline! I knew it'll ruin everything!

  [laughs maniacally as the boat explodes] 

• Xander : Hey, you people inside, I hate guns! They are very bad for the environment!

• Xander : When I was a little boy at my grandmama's place, she had a lovely goose. I named her Edith, as for the French singer Edith Piaf. I truly loved that goose. Everybody thought it was funny! Then one night when we were at dinner, my grandmama said to me, "Edith tastes good, no?" I ran out of that table, I puke up. I cry like a child. Ever since, I became a vegan.

  [takes bite from apple] 

  Xander : I'm telling you, I had to kill her.

• Xander : You fucked up, baby. That's no good.

• Xander : [examining up a wild berry up close]  I wasn't aware you grew in this park.

• Xander : [drinking coffee]  You know, these beans are fair trade from Columbia. No slash-and-burn agriculture, but...

  Xander : [Henry aims a gun at Xander]  ... you could care less, I'm sure.