The Simpsons (TV Series)

Treehouse of Horror XXIII (2012)

Jon Lovitz: Artie Ziff

Quotes 

• Bart Simpson : Mom married Artie Ziff?

  Artie Ziff : Indeed, and that makes you Bartie Ziff.

  Bart Simpson : [Takes off hat, revealing curly hair]  Oy caramba!

• Artie Ziff : I thought this might happen, so I've mastered Brazilian jiu-jitsu.

  [Lies down on floor] 

  Artie Ziff : Fall atop me and meet your doom!