The Simpsons (TV Series)

Treehouse of Horror XXIII (2012)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Mayor Quimby, Kodos, Groundskeeper Willie, Santa's Little Helper, Sideshow Mel, Mobster, Mayan Homer

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Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : Lisa, do you have a stray dog in the basement?

  Lisa Simpson : Well, it's worse than a stray dog.

  Homer Simpson : Two stray dogs?

  Lisa Simpson : It's a black hole.

  Homer Simpson : That was going to be my next guess.

  Lisa Simpson : Are you sure your next guess wasn't three stray dogs?

  Homer Simpson : Maybe.

• Homer Simpson : If anyone finds this footage after we're dead or missing, remember me as a hero.

  Bart Simpson : Dad, you forgot to pick me up from little league!

  Lisa Simpson : You threw your car keys in my bean plant!

  Homer Simpson : A hero!

  Ned Flanders : Homer, is that my camera?

  Homer Simpson : Hero away!

• Homer Simpson : Ice-cream with cookie dough? Unnecessarily big TVs? Thursday night football? And the globe feels so warm. I am in awe of the future!

  [Chief Wiggum goes by on a Segway, asleep] 

  Homer Simpson : Okay, that's not so great.

• Marge Simpson : [to a group of Homer's descendants]  I just realized I married the wrong man. I was meant to be with all of you.

  [a Homer in skins and a club grunts at her incoherently] 

  Marge Simpson : Even you, caveman Homer.

  Homer Simpson : That's Renaissance Homer.

• Homer Simpson : Before we begin, what's the safe word?

  Demon : Cinnamon.

  Homer Simpson : Oh, that's nice. Now, I'd like to try something new, if you don't mind.

  Demon : Cinnamon! Cinnamon! Cinnamon!

• Bart Simpson : Hey, Homer.

  Homer Simpson : Who are you?

  Bart Simpson : I'm your unwanted son from the future who kills all your fun.

  Homer Simpson : Why you little!...

  [Chokes Bart]