Modern Family (TV Series)
Bringing Up Baby (2012)
Sofía Vergara: Gloria Delgado-Pritchett
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Quotes
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Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : It was a surprise.
Claire Dunphy : Yeah, I'll bet. What did my dad say?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : I haven't told him yet. I worry that he's going to think it's not such great news.
Claire Dunphy : Ohh, no. Don't be silly. He's gonna be thrilled.
[In interview]
Claire Dunphy : I knew he wasn't gonna be thrilled. and if history was any indication, he wasn't gonna be able to hide it.
Cameron Tucker : [Flashback to dinner with Mitch and Cam] It's a French Canadian delicacy called poutine.
Jay Pritchett : Well, it looks like vomit, so I'm not 'pou-ting' it in my mouth.
[flashback to her and Jay having dinner with Cameron and Mitchell]
Cameron Tucker : It's a French Canadian delicacy called poutine.
Jay Pritchett : Well, it looks like vomit, so I'm not pou-ting it in my mouth.
[Cut to another flashback at the Dunphy house]
Jay Pritchett : We're here!
Claire Dunphy : [Comes out with brunette hair, singsongy] Hi!
Jay Pritchett : What'd you do to your hair?
Claire Dunphy : I thought I'd try something different.
Jay Pritchett : What, looking old?
Claire Dunphy : I thought I'd try something different.
Claire Dunphy : [Back to current interview] I had to get to Dad before he said something insensitive to Gloria. But she is gonna get really fat, though.
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Jay Pritchett : I'm sorry I was asleep when you got home. Cam and Mitch must be disappointed. They were really geared up to get that kid.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : [sing-songy] But there's a silver lining.
Jay Pritchett : You might be right. Babies are a lot of work.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : No, that's not what I mean. I'm...
Jay Pritchett : Ah, you know, and these two aren't getting any younger. The last thing they need is to start over.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Would that be so bad?
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Manny Delgado : Mom, I have a big decision to make about poetry camp this summer.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Is this about the walking sticks again? Pack them all and decide when you're there.
Manny Delgado : I can either focus on sonnets or free verse. I've always fancied myself a sonneteer, but I'm thinking the free verse girls will be freer with everything, if you catch my meaning.
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Manny Delgado : How did Jay take it?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : I haven't been able to tell him yet.
Manny Delgado : He might not be too thrilled.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Do you think? I was starting to wonder the same thing.
Manny Delgado : He doesn't deal well with change.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : I know. He still checks the front step for the evening paper.
Manny Delgado : Don't worry, mom. I'm sure he'll adapt. Although, he still does call the remote the 'clicker'.
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Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Manny, sit down. I have to tell you something.
Manny Delgado : What?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : I am pregnant.
Manny Delgado : You're what?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : I'm going to have a baby.
Manny Delgado : Wow.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : What? You're not happy?
Manny Delgado : Yeah, sure. It's just a lot to take in. And I'll be honest, this isn't coming at a great time for me, with everything I've got going on.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : This is not your responsibility.
Manny Delgado : Neither is our wooden salad bowl, but I'm the only one who oils it. Without me, that thing would soak up dressing like a sponge.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Manny, I can take care of a baby. I took care of you.
Manny Delgado : Please. I was an anomaly. I self-potty trained.
[In interview]
Manny Delgado : I just did not get the appeal of intentionally soiling one's pants. That said, I will admit to missing the kisses on my tummy.
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Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Happy birthday to you.
Jay Pritchett : Thank you. And just so everyone knows, I want a quiet day. No surprises.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : No surprises.
[In interview]
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Last night, I found out that I am pregnant, so Jay's gonna get one big surprise. Okay, two, if you count the barbecue apron with the bikini body on it.
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Jay Pritchett : [Gloria has finally told him she's pregnant] You gotta be kidding me!
Luke Dunphy : Oh, gross. I didn't know Grandpa could still do it.
Phil Dunphy : Don't be disrespectful, Luke. Anyone could do it with Gloria.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : And if you're too set on your old ways to be happy about it, I can raise it on my own! I have done it before, and I can do it now! I come from a very long line of strong Latin woman whose husbands are nowhere to be found!
Jay Pritchett : Are you done?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Yes!
Jay Pritchett : Can I say something?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Go on!
Jay Pritchett : That's the greatest news I've ever heard.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : It is?
Jay Pritchett : I spent the day hearing what my future had in store for me, and I didn't like one bit of it. It felt like my life was ending. And now you're telling me that I get to have a new start... with the woman of my dreams. I think I'm gonna cry.
Luke Dunphy : [Teary-eyed] I'm way ahead of you.
Cameron Tucker : [!uietly to Mitchell] Can you believe this?
Mitchell Pritchett : I know. They wouldn't even let us get a cat.
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Manny Delgado : Mom, I've decided I'm not going to poetry camp.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : What? Why not?
Manny Delgado : 'Cause by the time I come back, Jay will have turned my room into a nursery.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : No, he won't.
Manny Delgado : I'm not his real kid. I'll be as insignificant as a whisper in a windstorm.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Oh, listen to you. You have a gift. You have to go to the poetry camp.
Manny Delgado : I don't think I can risk it.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Manny, please. I have too much to worry about right now. Okay?
Manny Delgado : You? I dug a pretty big hole for myself with those insult jokes this morning. Why didn't I learn from Rickles? You gotta end with some ticker.
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Claire Dunphy : Dad? Dad, okay, quick. Just come here one second. I gotta tell you something. Somebody is about to tell you some very important news. And for the first time in your life, I need you to react nicely.
Jay Pritchett : [In a low voice] I always react nicely.
Claire Dunphy : [In a low voice] You never do. And this person in question is very vulnerable right now, so could you please just be loving and supportive?
Mitchell Pritchett : [Comes in with Cam and Lily] Happy birthday, Dad!
Jay Pritchett : Oh, thank you. Hey. That's my boy. Hi. Mwah.
Cameron Tucker : Sorry we're late, but it's for a good reason - we're thinking about getting a cat.
Claire Dunphy : Oh.
Jay Pritchett : Well, isn't that wonderful? I'm thrilled for you both. This is a heck of a decision. You have my full support.
[Glances at Claire, who tries to indicate it's the wrong news]
Mitchell Pritchett : [Unsure how to react] Okay?
Jay Pritchett : I think it'll be a perfect addition to the family. I know I'll love the heck out of the little bugger.
[Points at Stella on the stairs]
Jay Pritchett : I'm just hoping that little one over there doesn't get jealous.
Manny Delgado : [Standing next to Stella] Oh, this little one will be just fine now that he knows where he stands - in the shadow of your new baby!
Jay Pritchett : What's he talking about?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : He's talking about I am pregnant.
Mitchell Pritchett : Oh, come on!
Cameron Tucker : Pregnant?
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Mitchell Pritchett : Hey, Dad, Gloria, open our present.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Ooh! I hope it's something fancy.
[Opens the bag to a onesie with a Union Jack on it]
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : It's for the baby! I love it!
Cameron Tucker : We got it in a shop at Heathrow, duty free.
Luke Dunphy : [laughs] Not for long. Heh.
Cameron Tucker : [Slight English accent] Isn't it absolutely brilliant?
Mitchell Pritchett : Okay, we were in London two weeks. Lose the accent, Madonna.
Alex Dunphy : Why is your face all scratched up?
Mitchell Pritchett : Stupid Larry.
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Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : I'm pregnant.
Claire Dunphy : [Gasps and whispers] You're gonna fat.
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Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Okay, everybody, let's gather together. Manny's gonna read us a little something that he prepare in his poetry camp.
Manny Delgado : Thank you, Mom. This is for my new baby brother or sister.
[Opens his notebook]
Manny Delgado : 'Welcome, little one. Open your eyes and take your place. This is where you're meant to be, nestled in the bosom of your mother.'
Phil Dunphy : Lucky baby.
Claire Dunphy : What?
Phil Dunphy : Love you, baby.
Manny Delgado : 'This is where you're meant to be, in the arms of your father. His long, long journey has readied him for this day, though his skin my be loose, his hair but a wisp, and his eyes milky with age, you' ...
Jay Pritchett : All right, we're done here.