Modern Family (TV Series)
Bringing Up Baby (2012)
Sarah Hyland: Haley Dunphy
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Quotes
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Claire Dunphy : Were you drinking?
Haley Dunphy : Mom, do we really have to do this? You ask if I was drinking, I say 'no', and we both know that that's not true. I mean, aren't we past this point in our relationship?
Claire Dunphy : No, young lady, we are not!
Haley Dunphy : Then I wasn't drinking.
Dylan Marshall : [On the couch] Me neither, Mrs. D.
Claire Dunphy : Dear God. Tell me he did not spend the night here.
Haley Dunphy : Mom, do we really have to do this?
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Claire Dunphy : Here. Drink this. It's for your hangover.
Haley Dunphy : Ugh. It smells gross.
Claire Dunphy : Well, then you better drink it fast.
Haley Dunphy : [Drinking it and running out, gagging] Ew! I'm gonna throw up! Ugh! Ugh!
Alex Dunphy : [Sniffing the contents] Ugh! That's a hangover cure?
Claire Dunphy : No.
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Haley Dunphy : For whatever it's worth, Dylan was very responsible last night. He's a good guy to have around the house.
Claire Dunphy : Mm. Where are we going with this?
Haley Dunphy : Well, since I can't move in with him anymore, he can't afford his apartment. So I was wondering if it would be okay if he could stay with us for a couple weeks?
Claire Dunphy : Sure. Oh, you know what? Why don't you guys take our room?
Haley Dunphy : Aw!
Alex Dunphy : She's being facetious.
[Haley gives her a blank stare]
Alex Dunphy : Sarcastic.
[Haley still looks confused]
Alex Dunphy : Dylan no stay.
Haley Dunphy : What? Oh, come on! He'd help out a lot. He's very handy.
Alex Dunphy : Really? The guy who locked himself *in* his car?
Claire Dunphy : You are in no position to be asking for favors, young lady.
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Claire Dunphy : Ooh! How was prom?
Alex Dunphy : So fun. Michael and I danced all night...
Claire Dunphy : Uh-huh.
Alex Dunphy : And then we stayed after and helped clean up, which was awesome because I got to meet next year's trig teacher.
Claire Dunphy : That is not the prom I remember.
Haley Dunphy : [Hung over] I have such a bad headache.
Claire Dunphy : That's the prom I remember.
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Haley Dunphy : [With a fake pregnant belly] This feels so weird.
Dylan Marshall : It suits you.
Claire Dunphy : [Takes a soccer ball out from under her shirt] Don't even joke about it. That's it. He is moving out of the house tomorrow.
Phil Dunphy : Really?
Claire Dunphy : Mm-hmm. Oh, and that beard is going.
Phil Dunphy : Fine. But it's gonna kill Shorty.