Modern Family (TV Series)
Bringing Up Baby (2012)
Nolan Gould: Luke Dunphy
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Quotes
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Jay Pritchett : [Gloria has finally told him she's pregnant] You gotta be kidding me!
Luke Dunphy : Oh, gross. I didn't know Grandpa could still do it.
Phil Dunphy : Don't be disrespectful, Luke. Anyone could do it with Gloria.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : And if you're too set on your old ways to be happy about it, I can raise it on my own! I have done it before, and I can do it now! I come from a very long line of strong Latin woman whose husbands are nowhere to be found!
Jay Pritchett : Are you done?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Yes!
Jay Pritchett : Can I say something?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Go on!
Jay Pritchett : That's the greatest news I've ever heard.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : It is?
Jay Pritchett : I spent the day hearing what my future had in store for me, and I didn't like one bit of it. It felt like my life was ending. And now you're telling me that I get to have a new start... with the woman of my dreams. I think I'm gonna cry.
Luke Dunphy : [Teary-eyed] I'm way ahead of you.
Cameron Tucker : [!uietly to Mitchell] Can you believe this?
Mitchell Pritchett : I know. They wouldn't even let us get a cat.
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Mitchell Pritchett : Hey, Dad, Gloria, open our present.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Ooh! I hope it's something fancy.
[Opens the bag to a onesie with a Union Jack on it]
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : It's for the baby! I love it!
Cameron Tucker : We got it in a shop at Heathrow, duty free.
Luke Dunphy : [laughs] Not for long. Heh.
Cameron Tucker : [Slight English accent] Isn't it absolutely brilliant?
Mitchell Pritchett : Okay, we were in London two weeks. Lose the accent, Madonna.
Alex Dunphy : Why is your face all scratched up?
Mitchell Pritchett : Stupid Larry.
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Luke Dunphy : I've gotta say, you're handling this baby thing better than I would've expected.
Manny Delgado : What do you mean?
Luke Dunphy : You're used to being the only kid in the house. Now there's gonna be a new kid. *Jay's* kid.
Manny Delgado : So?
Luke Dunphy : Well, the old Manny would've been worried that Jay would love the new kid more.
Manny Delgado : I think you're underestimating how adorable I am.
Luke Dunphy : You're right. You're way cuter than a baby. I'm gonna go check on dinner.
[In interview]
Luke Dunphy : Sometimes I just like to toss a grenade and run away.