Modern Family (TV Series)
Bringing Up Baby (2012)
Reid Ewing: Dylan Marshall
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Quotes
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Claire Dunphy : Were you drinking?
Haley Dunphy : Mom, do we really have to do this? You ask if I was drinking, I say 'no', and we both know that that's not true. I mean, aren't we past this point in our relationship?
Claire Dunphy : No, young lady, we are not!
Haley Dunphy : Then I wasn't drinking.
Dylan Marshall : [On the couch] Me neither, Mrs. D.
Claire Dunphy : Dear God. Tell me he did not spend the night here.
Haley Dunphy : Mom, do we really have to do this?
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Haley Dunphy : [With a fake pregnant belly] This feels so weird.
Dylan Marshall : It suits you.
Claire Dunphy : [Takes a soccer ball out from under her shirt] Don't even joke about it. That's it. He is moving out of the house tomorrow.
Phil Dunphy : Really?
Claire Dunphy : Mm-hmm. Oh, and that beard is going.
Phil Dunphy : Fine. But it's gonna kill Shorty.
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Dylan Marshall : Don't feel bad about making me move out, Mrs. D. I knew this day would come eventually, and I'm totally covered.
Claire Dunphy : Great. So we'll see you around.
Dylan Marshall : I got a place with an old friend of mine. Well, not so much of a place as a storage pod. And not so much of a... friend as a raccoon.
Claire Dunphy : Good to know you'll have company.
Dylan Marshall : I call him Bubbles because his mouth is all foamy.
Claire Dunphy : Dylan, I am on to your little game. I know none of this is true. You're just trying to guilt me into letting you stay.
Dylan Marshall : You're right. I'm sorry.
Claire Dunphy : Mm-hmm.
Dylan Marshall : I'll just live in my car. Think I can borrow a coat hanger in case I get locked in there ag -
[Claire shuts the door in his face]