They Came Together (2014)
Jason Mantzoukas: Bob
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Quotes
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Joel : [at dinner party] So, uh, Molly...
Molly : Listen, before you ask me anymore questions from the Icebreaker Handbook, here's the 411: Upper Sweet Side NYC. Does the name ring a bell?
Joel : Yeah. Little candy shop?
Molly : Ding ding ding! Give the man a prize, he's a winner! What does he want Johnny? A new car! Yes, that is my store and I put my whole life into it.
Joel : I had no idea.
Molly : The only line you care about is the bottom line. Are you the kind of person I feel a strong connection to? Yes. Do I find you cute and funny? Yes. Could you be the guy that I fall for and live with forever? Yes, but the point is you're a corporate robot. And so it is with great pleasure that I say to you, go jump in a lake, meathead!
[chucks water in his face and storms off, everyone gasps]
Joel : Molly. Wait, Molly!... Shit.
[awkward silence]
Joel : I'll have what she's having, heh.
Bob : ...You are having what she's having. It's all the same food; the pasta and the beans and the lentils.
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Bob : Christmastime charades! Tiffany, it's your turn.
Tiffany : My turn.
Bob : It's your turn. On your mark. Get set. Go.
Tiffany : Okay. Uh...
Bob , Joel : [simultaneously] For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When the Rainbow is Enuf!
Tiffany : Yes!
Joel : Yeah!
Brenda : [reading from slip of paper] It's Chariots of Fire.
Bob : Whoa, whoa, whoa...
Eggbert : Chariots of Fire.
Bob : No, no, hon...
Guest 1 : Yay, Brenda!
Guest 2 : You got it!
Eggbert : She got it!
Bob : Wow! That was great, babe!
