"The Simpsons" Ned 'N Edna's Blend Agenda (TV Episode 2012) - Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Grampa Simpson, Goliath

Homer Simpson : [Wearing Jesus' robe] Ooh, roomy. Our Lord really knew how to keep 'em cool.
Homer Simpson : [as Jesus] Ye cannot judge me. Only my Father can judge me.

Abraham Simpson : Crucify him!

Homer Simpson : I'm taking you with me, old man!
Bart Simpson : Hey, dad. Remember when you said that if Ned Flanders ever remarried you'd eat your hat?

Homer Simpson : [Looking up at the crown of thorns he's wearing] Oh!

[Takes a bite]

Homer Simpson : Ooh, licorice!

[Keeps eating]

Homer Simpson : Mmm, historically inaccurate.
Homer Simpson : Welcome to married life. Another good man bites the dust.

Marge Simpson : Homer!

Homer Simpson : What? I'm talking about that guy.

[Points to man on the next bed, who is flatlining and being carted out]

Homer Simpson : I sure envy him.
Bart Simpson : Yo Homer, Mom says "get you fat ass over to Flanders'"!

Homer Simpson : Bart! Don't call me that!

Bart Simpson : Which one? Homer or Fatass?

Homer Simpson : Why you little!

[Strangles Bart]

Homer Simpson : They're both bad and I suspect you know it!

Bart Simpson : Get your hands off of me, you fat ass!
Homer Simpson : What he says is true because it's in all caps. Are you gonna argue with caps?

Marge Simpson : Why does that make it right?

Homer Simpson : He took the time to press the shift key, Marge. I think he knows what he's talking about.

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Grampa Simpson, Goliath