The Simpsons (TV Series)

Ned 'N Edna's Blend Agenda (2012)

Harry Shearer: Principal Skinner

Quotes 

• Principal Skinner : My rival.

  Superintendent Chalmers : Some rivalry. It's like Secretariat and a can of dog food.

• Ned Flanders : [Ned dreams of Rod's graduation]  Wait a minute. Left-wing teachers? Minimalist classrooms? Abstract art? This isn't a midwestern Bible college. This is an elite Ivy League college!

  Rod Flanders : Don't worry, dad. I took a major in religious studies.

  Ned Flanders : Phew.

  Rod Flanders : Comparative religious studies.

  Ned Flanders : Aaaah!