The Vampire Diaries (TV Series)

My Brother's Keeper (2012)

Joseph Morgan: Klaus Mikaelson

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• Caroline Forbes : It's just, as her best friend, it is my duty to warn her when she's making a giant mistake, right? And now she's taking Damon's side on everything.

  Klaus : So, being a vampire's changed her?

  Caroline Forbes : Being a vampire amplifies who you already are. It doesn't turn you into a completely different person.

  Klaus : It's very peculiar.

  [as he smiles knowingly to himself] 

  Caroline Forbes : What's that look for?

  Klaus : It'll all make sense eventually.

• Klaus : In what world do the words tell no one mean tell your brother and every teenage sycophant in town?

  Stefan Salvatore : The secret's safe. No one who knows about the cure will endanger us. Trust me, you know I want to find it more than anyone else.

  Klaus : Well then, I suggest you find some more vampires for Jeremy to kill before I'm tempted to offer you up as a victim.

• Klaus : Now why would I wanna cure myself of being the most powerful creature on the planet? Hmm?

  Caroline Forbes : So there's not one single moment in your whole life that you wanted to be human?

  Klaus : How about you?

  [both chuckle] 

  Klaus : Life used to be a lot easier. Don't you miss the days of being chair of the Mystic Falls Beautification Committee, and the director of the Policeman's Yearly...?

  Caroline Forbes : Is that my Miss Mystic application?

  Klaus : [reads]  "When I am chosen, I intend to redefine excellence." Now, I'm really enjoying your use of "when" here, it's very confident. "And above all, I promise to aspire, inspire and perspire." Obviously, we found a shortage of words ending in "spire."

  Caroline Forbes : Yeah, that's very funny. It's hilarious.

  [they laugh] 

• Klaus : Now, how did I know I'd find you at the helm of this ship?

  Caroline Forbes : [organizing Miss Mystic Falls]  Go away. I'm busy.

  Klaus : I was wondering what time I should pick you up tomorrow?

  Caroline Forbes : How about a quarter to never?

  Klaus : I was promised a date in return for one of my hybrids.

  Caroline Forbes : Yes, a date, like to a movie, where we don't have to talk, and I could put at least three seats between us.

  Klaus : Surely, the reigning Miss Mystic Falls won't be hosting the party alone? And I assume you're not taking Tyler. Not after his indiscretions with his lady werewolf friend.

  Caroline Forbes : [forgot she had no date yet]  Fine. If you insist on coming, meet me here, 2 p.m.

  [as she turns to leave:] 

  Caroline Forbes : Black tie optional.

  [turns back:] 

  Caroline Forbes : And I already have a dress, so don't even think of getting me a corsage, you understand?

  Klaus : [as she goes off]  I'll see you tomorrow, Caroline.

  [grins] 

• Caroline Forbes : [to waiter]  Hey, why am I bussing your tables? I said no empty glasses!

  [to the band:] 

  Caroline Forbes : Would you guys pick up the tempo?

  [snaps fingers] 

  Caroline Forbes : This is a pageant, not a funeral!

  Klaus : And how am I doing?

  Caroline Forbes : You're... perfect...!

  [chuckles] 

  Caroline Forbes : Which is so beyond annoying, I can't even look at you.

• Caroline Forbes : No, Damon is never right. Damon is sneaky and manipulative and rude, but he is never right.

  [scoffs] 

  Caroline Forbes : How can you not see that?

  Elena Gilbert : I don't know. But why do I think that you won't hesitate to tell me?

  Caroline Forbes : Fine. Friend-tervention. I think your so-called feelings for Damon are really starting to cloud your judgment, and I don't like it. And the thought of you two together really makes me wanna barf!

  Klaus : Easy, love. You're making a scene.

  Elena Gilbert : Wow, Caroline, thank you for making this very difficult time so much easier.

  [goes off] 

  Caroline Forbes : How did I become the bad guy?

  Klaus : Let's get you a drink. I'll tell you all about being the bad guy.