"How I Met Your Mother" The Pre-Nup (TV Episode 2012) Poster

(TV Series)

(2012)

Becki Newton: Quinn

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  • Quinn Garvey : [Reading Barney's pre-nup]  I have to pay 2,000 dollars every time I gain a pound?

    Barney Stinson : Not every time. Just if it shows up at the weekly weigh-in.

  • Barney Stinson : I'm sorry I lied to you, I'll tell you everything, the whole story.

    Quinn Garvey : Fine, you have one minute before I walk out that door.

    Barney Stinson : [Stutters]  It's kind of a long story, Quinn, gonna take a little bit longer...

    Quinn Garvey : --52 seconds.

    Barney Stinson : Seven years ago when Marshall and Lily got engaged, Ted saw Robin across a crowded room, and I said, "oh yeah, you just know she likes it dirty" but ted really liked her so we played; HAAAAVVVEE YOU MET TED, they went to dinner, ted walked her home, should have kissed her didn't, lame, so he stole a smurf penis and went back to her place, should have kissed her didn't, lame, he threw three parties they kissed on the roof, but decided to be friends, lame, then ted wanted to take robin to a wedding, she couldn't go so ted went alone and met Victoria, didn't kiss her either, lame, not a great closer ted, but he finally kissed her, they started dating, she went to Germany, ted kissed robin, lost Victoria, ted did a rain dance, got robin, ted and robin broke up, robin moved to Brazil came back with a Latin stud, ted got jealous, got a tramp stamp---not really relevant to the story, I just like mentioning that as much as possible---I hooked up with robin, ted and I stopped being friends, ted got hit by a bus, we made up.

    [Takes huge breath in] 

    Barney Stinson : Robin and I started dating, I got fat, her hair fell out, we broke up, robin dated Donn, I dated Nora, cheated on her with robin, I dumped Nora, robin dated Kevin, but not for long, and then I met you, and you took my grandpa's watch, but I fell in love with you anyways, and you let me fart in front of you, I asked you to marry me and you said yes, and we came over here to meet little Marvin and that's everything. Also I went on The Price Is Right, met Bob Barker, and won a dune buggy.

    Quinn Garvey : Goodbye, Barney

    [She leaves] 

    Lily Aldrin : She let you fart in front of her

    Marshall Eriksen : Barney, you go get that girl.

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