- Dean Winchester: What's the word, Cass?
- Castiel: It's the shortened version of my name.
- Dean Winchester: Yes, it is. I mean what's the word on The Word?
- Dean Winchester: Cass. Let's go.
- Castiel: [interrogating a cat] I've almost cracked him.
- Dean Winchester: Now.
- Castiel: Hey. I'm not through with you.
- [They leave]
- Cat: Dumbass.
- Dean Winchester: All right. Let's gear up. It's wabbit season.
- Castiel: I don't think you pronounced that correctly.
- Dean Winchester: [Frowning as he realizes that Cas is going through his bathroom kit] Cas, you gonna book a room or what?
- Castiel: [Holding toothpaste and a toothbrush in one hand and digging deeper with his other] No, I'll stay here.
- Dean Winchester: Oh, okay. Yeah. We'll have a slumber party. You can braid Sam's hair. Where you gonna sleep?
- Castiel: [Finally putting the bathroom kit aside and looking up] I don't sleep.
- Dean Winchester: Okay, well, I need my four hours. So...
- Castiel: [Earnestly] I'll watch over you.
- Dean Winchester: [More than a little uneasy at the thought] That's not gonna happen.
- Castiel: [Examining the victim's body] I can't sense any EMF or sulphur. Mr. Freleng's arterial health is, uh... excellent.
- [He leans over and sniffs the body]
- Castiel: Mm. He did recently suffer from a... mild, uh... what is that... bladder infection.
- Dean Winchester: Cas. Stop smelling the dead guy.
- Mrs. Frieling: I don't understand. Gary had a heart attack. Why would the FBI...
- Dean Winchester: Parks are government property. We've just got a few questions for you.
- Castiel: [to Dean quietly] I'll, uh, I'll handle this. I've done research. I can crack her.
- [He moves over to lean close to the widow]
- Castiel: Now... Miss Freleng... I don't wanna bother you. I, I really don't. But, I- I do have just one question for you.
- [He suddenly slams his hand on the table top, moves menacingly close to her and yells. She, Sam and Dean all jump]
- Castiel: WHY DID YOU KILL YOUR HUSBAND?
- Dean Winchester: Agent Stills. A word, please.
- Castiel: [Moves over to Dean as Sam moves to comfort the now crying widow] What? I was being "bad cop".
- Dean Winchester: You were being bad *everything*!
- Dean Winchester: The whole heart jumpin' out of a guy's chest. The, the delayed fall. That's straight up Bugs Bunny.
- Castiel: So, we're looking for some sort of... insect rabbit hybrid? How do we kill it?
- Sam Winchester: No. We don't, Cas. That's a character. Like uh, like Woody Woodpecker. Or Daffy Duck.
- Dean Winchester: They're little animated movies. You know, uh, the coyote chases the roadrunner.
- [Chuckling]
- Dean Winchester: And then the anvil gets dropped on his head.
- Castiel: And that's supposed to be funny?
- Dean Winchester: [His smile disappears] No.
- [pause, then seriously]
- Dean Winchester: It's hilarious.
- Dean Winchester: [to Sam and Cas as they are about to question residents of the retirement home] Alright, let's do this. No flirting, you two.
- Dean Winchester: If you want to play cowboys and bloodsuckers, that's fine. But you're gonna stick with us, okay? None of this zapping around crap. Capiche?
- Castiel: [Deflated] Yeah, I capiche.
- Dean Winchester: Alright then.
- Castiel: Can I, uh... at least ride in the front seat?
- Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester: No!
- Dean Winchester: I got no idea what we're hunting. Maybe it's a Tulpa. Maybe it's crazy god who watched too much "Robot Chicken." I mean, there a link between "Heartbreak Hotel" and "Free Falling"?
- Dean Winchester: Okay. Well, let's say that, uh, Gary here is on the prowl. But, he's playin' it safe because...
- [Chuckles as he lifts the victim's left hand to reveal a wedding ring]
- Dean Winchester: dude's married. Doesn't want anyone to see his ride parked out in front of a by-the-hour fleabag...
- Sam Winchester: So, he stashes his car at the park across the street and meets Olivia there.
- Dean Winchester: His wife probably found out about it and it broke her heart.
- Sam Winchester: So she breaks his. Sounds witchy.
- Dean Winchester: Yes, it does. Guy was living a lie and it came back to bite him the ticker.
- [to Cas]
- Dean Winchester: But, nice job on that bladder infection.
- Dr. Dwight Mahoney: I've been dealin' with this crazy for months! And you... *idiot*! Bring a gun to a gag fight!
- Dean Winchester: [after learning that Gary Freleng and his widow had an "open" marriage] Friggin' suburbs, man.
- Castiel: [Finally catching up] So, she's not a witch.
- Dean Winchester: Just the best wife *ever*.
- Castiel: Then what killed her husband?
- Dean Winchester: Who gives a-
- [Cut to exterior traffic scene and the sound of a loud horn honking]
- Dean Winchester: We're here to talk about the robbery, mam.
- Sheila: Robbery?
- Dean Winchester: Um hmm. The one the police talked to you about a few days ago. Someone broke into your old house and stole a stack of bearer bonds and, uh... some jewelry that you stashed under your floor boards.
- Sheila: Oh, my diamonds. Yes. I hid them there.
- [Smiling at Cas]
- Sheila: I'm sorry, Charles, I didn't trust you. You were quite the bounder.
- Sam Winchester: [At Sunset Fields retirement home. An elderly man using a walker and oxygen mask walks past and Dean flinches away] C'mon, it's not that bad.
- Dean Winchester: You can't tell me this joint doesn't give you the heebs and or jeebs.
- Sam Winchester: I need you to stop this. Take control.
- Fred Jones: It's too hard!
- Sam Winchester: Look, it can be nice living in a dream world. It can be great. I know that. And you can hide, and you can pretend all the crap out there doesn't exist, but you can't do it forever because... eventually, whatever it is you're running from, it'll find you. And then... then you gotta wake up, because if you don't, then trying to keep that dream alive will destroy you! It'll destroy everything!
- Stan Thompson: So, Ame tells me you never served.
- Sam Winchester: No.
- Stan Thompson: See, I find that hard to believe, 'cause I got to say, Sam, you got the look.
- Sam Winchester: The look?
- Stan Thompson: The one a lot of guys get after they've been through the meat grinder - the one that lets you know they've seen a lot of crap they can't forget.
- Dean Winchester: Don't get me wrong, I'm happy you're back. I'm freaking thrilled. It's just this whole mysterious resurrection thing... It always has one mother of a downside.
- Castiel: So what do you want me to do?
- Dean Winchester: Maybe take a trip upstairs.
- Castiel: To Heaven?
- Dean Winchester: Yeah. Poke around, see if the God squad can't tell us how you got out.
- Castiel: No.
- Dean Winchester: Look man, I hate those flying ass-monkeys just as much as you do, but...
- Castiel: [interrupts, almost shouting] Dean! I said no!
- [Dean gets up from the desk, walks over to the bed and sits next to Cas, looking concerned]
- Dean Winchester: Talk to me.
- Castiel: Dean, I...
- [sighs]
- Castiel: When I was... bad, and I had all those things, the... the Leviathans, writhing inside me... I caused a lot of suffering on earth, but I *devastated* Heaven. I vaporized thousands of my own kind, and I, I... I can't go back.
- Dean Winchester: 'Cause if you do, the angels will kill you.
- Castiel: Because if I see what Heaven's become -- what I... what I made of it... I'm afraid I might kill myself.
- Mrs. Frieling: Gary and I... We had an arrangement. He was seeing Olivia... and I was spending some time with our neighbor PJ.
- Dean Winchester: [after she leaves] Friggin' suburbs, man.
- Castiel: So she's not a witch.
- Dean Winchester: Just the best wife ever.
- Jumper: [Walks off building; is hovering in mid-air] It's a miracle! God wants me to live!
- [Immediately falls to his death]
- Nurse's Boyfriend: [after Cass heals his gunshot wound] How did you...
- Dean Winchester: Guy eats his Wheaties.
- Castiel: [Listening to Police scanner] A bank has been robbed. It sounds "loony".
- Dean Winchester: Define loony.
- Sam Winchester: [Cut to the bank, where an anvil has been dropped on guard] That's loony, all right.
- Sam Winchester: Whatever power he's using, it's not targeted. I mean, it's kind of like an area of effect. I mean, picture him in a bubble of weird, and anything that touches it gets Daffy.
- Detective Glass: Gotta ask. Do you boys chase the crazy or does the crazy chase you?
- Sam Winchester: Depends on the day.
- Dr. Dwight Mahoney: An average psychokinetic can move things with his mind, but a guy like Fred - you get him worked up, he can reshape reality.
- Dean Winchester: All right, so where's his "off" switch?
- Sam Winchester: I don't know. I'm not even certain if he knows we're here.
- [Fred is staring silently, totally spaced out]
- Castiel: Do we... kill him?
- Dr. Dwight Mahoney: [Coming up behind them] Excuse me, Agents. Did he just threaten to murder one of my patients?
- [Cut to them getting escorted out of the building]
- Castiel: It's a direct link to Heaven. And I don't want anything to do with that place; not anymore.
- Dean Winchester: So what now? Move to Vermont, open up a charming B&B?
- Dean Winchester: [after cake explodes] What the hell happened?
- Castiel: There was a pastry mishap.
- Dean Winchester: Okay, and?
- Castiel: And the frosting reached near-supersonic speeds.
- Fred Jones: You want to know what's the worst thing that can happen to a guy that's got a mind like I got? Losing it.
- Dean Winchester: Have you noticed anything strange lately - uh, cold spots, smells?
- Sheila: Well, there's the cat.
- Dean Winchester: The cat?
- Sheila: He talks sometimes. Really hates that mouse.
- Castiel: [Seriously] I'll interrogate the cat.
- Dean Winchester: The whole heart jumping out of a guy's chest. The delayed fall. That's straight-up Bugs Bunny.
- Castiel: So, we're looking for some sort of insect-rabbit hybrid? How do we kill it?
- Dean Winchester: Okay, so smashing the rent-a-cop, that was on purpose; but the rest of them, is that just collateral weird?
- Castiel: I'm gonna become a hunter.
- Sam Winchester: [Scoffs] Really?
- Castiel: Yeah. I could be your third wheel.
- Dean Winchester: You know that's not a good thing?
- Castiel: Of course it is. A third wheel adds extra grip, greater stability...
- Amelia Richardson: [Sam is about to met her father] Don't talk politics. Don't say anything bad about the Cowboys. And whatever you do, don't. Do not use the words "moist" or "irregardless."
- Sam Winchester: There goes my opener.