G.B.F. (2013)

Andrea Bowen: 'Shley Osgoode

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• McKenzie Pryce : [reading an Internet posting titled "Why you should have a gay best friend"]  I can't believe our godless peers read this blasphemy. They're trying to make sin seem "in."

  'Shley Osgoode : I don't know. Don't you ever think it would be kind of neat to meet one? Like a real, live gay?

  McKenzie Pryce : What?

  'Shley Osgoode : You know, we cold bring him to Youth Group or take him out for milkshakes or something. And then, if we're all super-duper nice to him, maybe he'd realize that the only person he should be gay for is Jesus.

  McKenzie Pryce : 'Shley, you can't just befriend these people. They're out to steal our brothers, boyfriends, our gerbils, all as part of a secret agenda to spread their gaybies all over America.

  'Shley Osgoode : Aw. Gay babies?

  McKenzie Pryce : No! Like... gay rabies.

• 'Shley Osgoode : [pulling Glenn aside at a drunken house party]  So, your... your friend Tanner won't tell anything about the J's.

  Glenn Cho : The... the... the who?

  'Shley Osgoode : The... the H.J's and the B.J's - pretty much any of the J's - but I've got an idea: You are gonna show me how.

  Glenn Cho : Oh.

  'Shley Osgoode : And it's not gonna count because you're, like, supes gay-mosexual.

  Glenn Cho : Oh-h, yeah, right, but...

  'Shley Osgoode : Shh! Just pretend I'm, like, some super-hot guy - like David Archuleta.

  [throws herself upon Glenn] 

  Glenn Cho : Oh... oh, David Archuleta? David, don't you worry. I'm gonna teach you all about the H.J's and the... the B.J.'s and the Jay-Z's and the J. J. Abrams.

• 'Shley Osgoode : You gays are supposed to be experts in man-pleasing, so spill.

• Fawcett Brooks : Hey, Shley, you know Caprice calls you a ginger-snatch behind your back, right?

  'Shley Osgoode : She does?

  Caprice Winters : Well, Fawcett said your religion is just Scientology without birth control or famous people.