The Middle (TV Series)

The Hose (2012)

Patricia Heaton: Frankie Heck

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• Frankie Heck : You did have the talk with him, didn't you?

  Mike Heck : I thought so. I-I can't remember.

  Frankie Heck : You must have, 'cause I know I talked to Sue. Didn't I?

  Mike Heck : I don't know. But I definitely talked to Axl. Hang on.

  Frankie Heck : Well, that's what school is for.

• Brick Heck : Ugh, thank God that's over.

  Mike Heck : Oh, right. How'd the big talk go?

  Brick Heck : Well, the nurse made us watch a movie where a boy kept running around a track. It was boring, so Dylan Murray made an inappropriate shadow puppet, and everybody giggled and the nurse yelled at us.

  Mike Heck : Yep. Sounds about right.

  Brick Heck : Then the girls came back in, and they had little pink gift bags that we didn't get, and-and that doesn't seem fair.

  Frankie Heck : Well, at least you got through it.

  Brick Heck : Not really. They're making us have a follow-up discussion next week. When does all this sex stuff end?

  Frankie Heck : It... tapers off.

  Brick Heck : Okay. Well, I guess I'll go look at your bras now. I'm not sure why, but, apparently, it's totally normal. And you guys are always after me to be normal, so...