- Elena Gilbert: Are you sure that you're okay with this?
- Bonnie Bennett: If I could spell you out of wanting blood, I would, but I can't, so better you learn this now than at freshman orientation.
- Elena Gilbert: Something tells me that college isn't in my future anymore.
- Damon Salvatore: Oh, stop with the pity party. If I can go to college, you can go to college.
- Bonnie Bennett: You went to college?
- Damon Salvatore: Sure. Plenty of times. I always had a thing for sorority girls.
- Bonnie Bennett: You're disgusting.
- Damon Salvatore: [whispers] I know.
- Stefan Salvatore: [re captured vampire hunter staked out on torture rack] I was gonna take him... But I figured you went to...
- [with irony:]
- Stefan Salvatore: such trouble to truss him up in your Red Room of Pain.
- Klaus Mikaelson: It's from the Inquisition. I thought it was a nice touch.
- Klaus Mikaelson: Now we have the map, what do we do next?
- Rebekah Mikaelson: We don't do anything. You can't be trusted, little sister. You'll be blabbing this secret to the first boy who calls you pretty. I mean, it's pathetic! Really. How she continues to hand her heart to the first man who shows her a hint of affection. You'd think she would have learned by now from the endless cycle of disappointment and deception.
- Klaus Mikaelson: But I haven't! Instead, I stay with you and let you leech every moment of happiness from my life!
- Elena Gilbert: [in crowded lecture room] What if I'm... a ripper?
- Damon Salvatore: You're not a ripper.
- Elena Gilbert: But what if I am?
- Damon Salvatore: Well, then pick someone, and we'll find out.
- Damon Salvatore: [as they stalk unsuspecting college girl] She's young and healthy. She'll heal up like a charm. Just keep your eye on the ball... Okay?
- Elena Gilbert: This is not a game, Damon.
- Damon Salvatore: Fine. It's not a game. It's a high stakes dangerous maneuver. Now just go. Just like we practiced. It's all you have to do.