"Family Guy" Jesus, Mary and Joseph! (TV Episode 2012) - Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin as Joseph, Stewie Griffin as Jesus, Brian Griffin as Robby, Glenn Quagmire as Wise Man, Carter Pewterschmidt as King Herod, Dr. Elmer Hartman, God

Peter Griffin as Joseph : Now, gather round everybody and hear the awe-inspiring tale that caused millions and millions of deaths.
Peter Griffin : [resuming the tale] Okay, let me just ram the rest of this rhetoric down your throats...
Meg Griffin : I can only imagine what it must have been like for them on that very first Christmas.

Brian Griffin : It was probably very moving... and fictional.

Stewie Griffin : Jesus live with us for like a week, what else do you need?

Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin as Joseph, Stewie Griffin as Jesus, Brian Griffin as Robby, Glenn Quagmire as Wise Man, Carter Pewterschmidt as King Herod, Dr. Elmer Hartman, God