The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Extract Obliteration (2012)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Penny : Now, behave yourself and eat your dinner, and maybe later, if you're lucky, you get to sleep with a college girl.
Leonard Hofstadter : Really? Cause I went through four years of college and five years of grad school, that never happened once.
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[first lines]
Raj Koothrappali : Try to keep up, Howard; I'm killing it.
Howard Wolowitz : Yeah, I wish we looked this cool dancing in clubs as we do right now.
Leonard Hofstadter : Don't worry, this is exactly how you look when you're dancing in clubs.
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Penny : You just assumed my paper would be bad, so you wrote one for me?
Leonard Hofstadter : No. I assumed it was good, then I read it.
Penny : What!
Leonard Hofstadter : No... I mean, it was good; there was just a few things that needed a little polishing.
Penny : wha- you changed every word!
Leonard Hofstadter : That's not true, uh, uh. Slavery. Sixteen-nineteen. Your name on the top, that's all you.
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[Leonard wants to talk about a problem he's having with Penny, but Sheldon is distracted with his own problem]
Leonard Hofstadter : Is it possible we're having two different conversations?
Sheldon Cooper : How would I know? I'm not listening to you.
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Leonard Hofstadter : I don't know what to say.
Penny : How about, "Gee Penny, you're smarter than I thought. You may be the one in school, but I'm the one who learned a lesson. I'm so stupid, Penny. Duh."
Sheldon Cooper : She sounds exactly like you.
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Leonard Hofstadter : I did a bad thing.
Sheldon Cooper : Does it affect me?
Leonard Hofstadter : No.
Sheldon Cooper : Then suffer in silence.