How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Autumn of Breakups (2012)

Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby

Quotes 

• Ted Mosby : Victoria is happy we're taking things slow.

  Marshall Eriksen : Oh oh honey sweetie baby. No thirty-two year old woman is happy taking things slow. Trust me, Victoria has got friends from high school posting pictures of second babies on Facebook and you think girlfriend's all like, oh lets just bone a bunch so I'm another year older and still single? Bitch please!

• Ted Mosby : There's something I need to tell you. I've thought about this a ton and I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, but... I'm not in love with Robin, but she's like family to me, and I can't end that. So, can you accept that?

  Victoria : [Looks at ted sadly]  I really hope you get her someday.

  [leaves in tears] 

• Ted Mosby : [about Victoria]  Why wouldn't she just come right out and say what she wants?

  Marshall Eriksen : Men! It's like if there weren't pickle jars to open and spiders to kill and computers to back up, what would be their point?

  Lily Aldrin : Mmhm!