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Quotes
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Young Richie : [in bad English accent, from offscreen] What's this? By George, Martha, it's the river Nile. And four, count them, four sphinxes.
Young Bill : Ruh-Richie...
Young Richie : You were expecting maybe Gunga Din?
Young Bev : [to Ben] That's Richie. He can drive you to the bughouse and back, but he's OK.
Young Richie : I heard that, you skirt. How ya doing, Bill? How ya doing, Eddie Spaghetti?
[gives Eddie a noogie]
Young Eddie : Don't do that, I hate it when you do that. And don't call me Eddie Spaghetti.
Young Richie : Oh, you love it, Eddie. It's what makes you so chuckalicious.
[to Ben]
Young Richie : Richie Tozier's my name, and doing voices is my game. This is Stan the Man Uris. Stanny's a Jew, which means he's really smart and says "oy" a lot.
Young Stan : Richie's got a high metabolism and it tends to make him hyperactive.
