Modern Family (TV Series)
Yard Sale (2012)
David Jahn: Ashtray Guy
Quotes
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Ashtray Guy : How much for the ashtray?
Jay Pritchett : I don't know. What's the tag say?
Ashtray Guy : 50 cents. But there's a chip in it.
Jay Pritchett : Well, that's why it's lying on a blanket on my lawn next to some old corn on the cob handles.
Ashtray Guy : I'll give you 35.
Jay Pritchett : You're wearing a $10,000 watch. You're haggling over 15 cents?
Ashtray Guy : You live in this place and you can't let that 15 cents go?
Jay Pritchett : Fine, 35.
Ashtray Guy : Can you break a 50?
Jay Pritchett : Get out.