Modern Family (TV Series)
Yard Sale (2012)
Rico Rodriguez: Manny Delgado
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Quotes
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Manny Delgado : We're having a yard sale for social studies class to raise money for UNICEF. The point is for us to learn about global altruism.
Luke Dunphy : No, the point is for us to raise more money than Ms. Cooper's class so we get a pizza and a pool party.
Manny Delgado : Your cynicism makes me sad for our world.
Luke Dunphy : Ease up, Delgado. I've seen you with a pizza.
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Manny Delgado : I wonder what's in there.
Luke Dunphy : Wake up, Delgado. Locked box, from Colombia, "no more questions"? It's obviously a human head.
Manny Delgado : Why is that always your first guess?
Luke Dunphy : One of these days, I'm gonna be right.
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Manny Delgado : Should I get rid of this?
Jay Pritchett : The hat, the jacket, or the cane? Actually, yes. Just yes.
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Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : It's going to back in the attic, and I want no more questions.
Manny Delgado : Why?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : That's a question.
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Manny Delgado : Whatever is in here, I'll always love my mother.
Luke Dunphy : Even if it's a human head?
Manny Delgado : It's not a head.
[They open the box]
Manny Delgado : Oh, my God! It's a head!
Luke Dunphy : Yes! Finally!
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Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : What is this case doing here?
Manny Delgado : I found it in the attic. Why? What is it?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : [stopping him as he moves to open it] Nothing that concerns you. It's from Colombia.
Manny Delgado : But I thought you said...
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : You thought *nothing*.
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Manny Delgado : Remember, everyone, this is for charity. Every dollar we earn helps a diseased child, a starving child, an abused child. Now have fun.
Cameron Tucker : Speaking of starving children, here's my contribution. Six pair of jeans that don't fit me anymore because I've lost 25 pounds. That's, like... one, two, three children's bowling balls.
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Jay Pritchett : Ugh, I hate garage sales. Bunch of shady characters going through my stuff. Why can't I just write a check?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Ay, relax, Jay. It's just a couple of people in the driveway.
Jay Pritchett : Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's where it starts. Then it's "It's just a local call." "Can I use your bathroom?". "My mother needs to lie down." No, it just stinks.
Manny Delgado : He did write a check.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Shh! The less he knows, the better.