Modern Family (TV Series)

Arrested (2012)

Emily Liu: Nurse

Quotes 

• Cameron Tucker : This boy can't breathe. He's having a severe allergic reaction.

  Luke Dunphy : No, you're squeezing me.

  Cameron Tucker : He needs medicine. His throat is closing up.

  Nurse : Okay, hold on.

  [picking up a phone receiver] 

  Nurse : We have an allergic reaction. A young boy. Obstructed breathing.

  [hanging up] 

  Nurse : What happened?

  Cameron Tucker : Well, somebody gave him some soy bacon that was so good, he couldn't tell the difference.

  [his phone rings] 

  Cameron Tucker : Mitchell, I can't talk right now.

  Claire Dunphy : Cam, it's Claire. My phone died. I just wanted to make sure the kids got to school okay.

  Cameron Tucker : Oh, yeah, of course they did. Why wouldn't they have?

  Orderly : I hear we got a boy who can't breathe?

  Alex Dunphy : Right here.

  Claire Dunphy : What was that?

  Cameron Tucker : Oh, I'm just watching an original Lifetime movie called "The Boy Who Can't Breathe".

  Claire Dunphy : That sounded like Alex.

  Cameron Tucker : Nope, just Amanda Bynes.

• Alex Dunphy : How long is this gonna take? I should be in school. I'm missing Biology right now.

  Cameron Tucker : You're in a hospital. Just step out into the hallway. Listen to the nurses and doctors talk. You'll learn more about science and humanity here than you would in a classroom in an entire semester.

  Nurse : Attention! If there's a yogurt in the fridge that says "Teresa", then only Teresa gets to eat it!

  Cameron Tucker : Drama. Soak it in.