Criminal Minds (TV Series)

Perennials (2012)

Shemar Moore: Derek Morgan

Quotes 

• Derek Morgan : Uh, let me guess: she doesn't know nothin' about nothin'.

  David Rossi : Practically a direct quote. How did you know that?

  Derek Morgan : Uh, it's a busy enough street, broad daylight, house is fully exposed. Either this unsub is really, really good or this is the worst neighborhood watch program.

• Penelope Garcia : I can't believe you were shot with...

  Derek Morgan : I got shot in my bulletproof vest, baby girl. It's just a couple bruises. I'm okay.

  Penelope Garcia : Why don't they make better vests? That's not bulletproof. It's like when you fall in the pool and your watch stops working. That's water-resistant, not waterproof. They should...

  Derek Morgan : I am just fine. See? It's just a couple bruises.

  Penelope Garcia : How-how long do you have to... be taped up like this?

  Derek Morgan : I don't know. A couple days, maybe.

  Penelope Garcia : Oh. Okay.

  Derek Morgan : You relaxed now?

  Penelope Garcia : Yeah, I'm relaxed. Hey, if you need someone to help you, you know...

  Derek Morgan : Uh-huh.

  Penelope Garcia : ...put new bindings on, rewrap or wrap, unwrap...

  Jennifer Jareau : Hey, you guys... Uh. Well, hey. Hope I'm not interrupting anything.

• [last lines] 

  Aaron Hotchner : Yesterday while we in were in Florida, a body was found in the desert outside Las Cruces, New Mexico.

  David Rossi : A man had his leg amputated and replaced with the leg of someone else.

  Aaron Hotchner : And as you know, last month a body was found in Dallas with its mouth sewn shut, like the Silencer.

  David Rossi : What looked then to be a possible one-time copycat now has to be examined in a different light.

  Derek Morgan : Someone's out there mimicking the crimes we've solved.

  David Rossi : That's how it looks.

  Aaron Hotchner : This is now an active case, which we'll be investigating along with our other cases.