Criminal Minds (TV Series)
Perennials (2012)
Kirsten Vangsness: Penelope Garcia
Quotes
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Penelope Garcia : Do you have any idea how many people are born on Earth every day?
Dr. Spencer Reid : 358,197 approximately.
Penelope Garcia : I did not want an answer to that question.
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Penelope Garcia : I can't believe you were shot with...
Derek Morgan : I got shot in my bulletproof vest, baby girl. It's just a couple bruises. I'm okay.
Penelope Garcia : Why don't they make better vests? That's not bulletproof. It's like when you fall in the pool and your watch stops working. That's water-resistant, not waterproof. They should...
Derek Morgan : I am just fine. See? It's just a couple bruises.
Penelope Garcia : How-how long do you have to... be taped up like this?
Derek Morgan : I don't know. A couple days, maybe.
Penelope Garcia : Oh. Okay.
Derek Morgan : You relaxed now?
Penelope Garcia : Yeah, I'm relaxed. Hey, if you need someone to help you, you know...
Derek Morgan : Uh-huh.
Penelope Garcia : ...put new bindings on, rewrap or wrap, unwrap...
Jennifer Jareau : Hey, you guys... Uh. Well, hey. Hope I'm not interrupting anything.
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Alex Blake : Sounds like a convent.
Penelope Garcia : You know, it sort of is. Residents have to take the same kinds of vows as nuns: celibacy, poverty, days spend in quiet contemplation. I would not be a good candidate for admission, in other words.