- Penelope Garcia: Do you have any idea how many people are born on Earth every day?
- Dr. Spencer Reid: 358,197 approximately.
- Penelope Garcia: I did not want an answer to that question.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: [opening voiceover] "I have never yet heard of a murderer who was not afraid of a ghost." - John Philpot Curran
- Derek Morgan: Uh, let me guess: she doesn't know nothin' about nothin'.
- David Rossi: Practically a direct quote. How did you know that?
- Derek Morgan: Uh, it's a busy enough street, broad daylight, house is fully exposed. Either this unsub is really, really good or this is the worst neighborhood watch program.
- Penelope Garcia: I can't believe you were shot with...
- Derek Morgan: I got shot in my bulletproof vest, baby girl. It's just a couple bruises. I'm okay.
- Penelope Garcia: Why don't they make better vests? That's not bulletproof. It's like when you fall in the pool and your watch stops working. That's water-resistant, not waterproof. They should...
- Derek Morgan: I am just fine. See? It's just a couple bruises.
- Penelope Garcia: How-how long do you have to... be taped up like this?
- Derek Morgan: I don't know. A couple days, maybe.
- Penelope Garcia: Oh. Okay.
- Derek Morgan: You relaxed now?
- Penelope Garcia: Yeah, I'm relaxed. Hey, if you need someone to help you, you know...
- Derek Morgan: Uh-huh.
- Penelope Garcia: ...put new bindings on, rewrap or wrap, unwrap...
- Jennifer Jareau: Hey, you guys... Uh. Well, hey. Hope I'm not interrupting anything.
- Alex Blake: [sees Reid writing formulae] I always wondered what Spencer Reid's grocery list looked like.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Uh, it's actually, ih, Riemann's hypothesis.
- Alex Blake: Which is?
- Dr. Spencer Reid: It's a mathematical conjecture from the 19th century that states that the Riemann Zeta function zeroes all lie on the critical line.
- Alex Blake: Yeah, I get it.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: I noodle it from time to time. It sort of helps me unwind, you know?
- Alex Blake: Oh, well, since we're on the subject of unwinding, how'd your date go?
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Uh, had to cancel at the last minute.
- Alex Blake: Oh? You did or she did?
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Um, sort of both did, but... it's fine. I talked to her this morning and things are good.
- David Rossi: [closing, voiceover] "The doctrine of the immortality of the soul has more threat than comfort." - Mason Cooley.
- Sheriff Mitchell: It looks like we've been going down the wrong road.
- Aaron Hotchner: It might have been the right road in the wrong direction.
- [last lines]
- Aaron Hotchner: Yesterday while we in were in Florida, a body was found in the desert outside Las Cruces, New Mexico.
- David Rossi: A man had his leg amputated and replaced with the leg of someone else.
- Aaron Hotchner: And as you know, last month a body was found in Dallas with its mouth sewn shut, like the Silencer.
- David Rossi: What looked then to be a possible one-time copycat now has to be examined in a different light.
- Derek Morgan: Someone's out there mimicking the crimes we've solved.
- David Rossi: That's how it looks.
- Aaron Hotchner: This is now an active case, which we'll be investigating along with our other cases.
- Alex Blake: Sounds like a convent.
- Penelope Garcia: You know, it sort of is. Residents have to take the same kinds of vows as nuns: celibacy, poverty, days spend in quiet contemplation. I would not be a good candidate for admission, in other words.
- Brianna Wells: Need a menu?
- Willie Kestler: No, but thanks for asking, Carol.
- Brianna Wells: You've got the wrong gal. I'm Brianna.
- Willie Kestler: I don't think so.
- [shows a cut on his face]
- Willie Kestler: Recognize me yet? I made it easy for ya.
- Brianna Wells: So just coffee, then?
- Willie Kestler: Well, the sign up there says I get a free dessert if it's my birthday.
- Brianna Wells: Uh-huh. And today happens to be your birthday?
- Willie Kestler: Yes, ma'am.
- Brianna Wells: Well, I'm gonna need some ID to verify that.
- Willie Kestler: I have no reason to lie to you, Carol, especially about the day a person was born. It's the most important day there is. You of all people should realize that.