NCIS (TV Series)

You Better Watch Out (2012)

Sean Murray: Timothy McGee

Photos 

Quotes 

• Timothy McGee : Last I heard, you were teaching computational evolutionary biology.

  Stewart Dorfman : Was. Burned out, man, but I found my calling: trash! Crazy, huh? Hey, you know you can learn more about mankind by what it throws away than you can in any classroom? What are you doing, Timmy?

  Timothy McGee : I'm a federal agent, NCIS.

  Stewart Dorfman : Shut up, no way!

  [McGee shows his badge] 

  Stewart Dorfman : Whoa, you're packing a gun!

  [to DiNozzo] 

  Stewart Dorfman : This was one crazy dude in college, really knew how to have a good time.

  Anthony DiNozzo : Shut up, no way!

  Stewart Dorfman : Did he tell you he was the school mascot?

  Anthony DiNozzo : No, what was the MIT mascot?

  Timothy McGee : It really doesn't matter.

  Anthony DiNozzo : Oh yes it does. Stewy?

  Stewart Dorfman : A beaver. He was Tim the Beaver our senior year.

  Anthony DiNozzo : Please tell us you dressed up like a beaver.

  Stewart Dorfman : Of course he did.

• Timothy McGee : Listen, Stewart, we're trying to track down a batch of shredded currency that came from the Bureau of Engraving and Printing on May 2, 2011.

  Stewart Dorfman : May 2, 2-0-1-1? That'd be in... G sector.

  [points] 

  Stewart Dorfman : And by now about 30 feet under. We had a break-in that night. Police came to investigate, shared a laugh... what would anyone steal from a dump?

  Timothy McGee : [trades a look with Tony]  I think we may have the answer.

  Anthony DiNozzo : Yeah. I know you're a smart guy, Stewie, but how do you remember the exact date of the break-in?

  Stewart Dorfman : [surprised]  Everybody remembers where they were that day. Don't you? It was the night the Navy SEAL team took out bin Laden.

• Timothy McGee : Where's your dad going?

  Anthony DiNozzo : Going? Oh I wish. He's coming... here. He says he wants to spend Christmas with me.