Bob's Burgers (TV Series)
The Deepening (2012)
Dan Mintz: Tina Belcher
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Quotes
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Teddy : Look, there's me again! In the red and blue shorts.
[everyone stares at Teddy]
Teddy : What's everyone staring at?
Gene Belcher : Nothing.
Louise Belcher : Nothing.
Tina Belcher : Your body.
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Tina Belcher : I know how the shark thinks. It's confused. It doesn't know why we want to kill it. It just wants to go home.
Bob Belcher : Tina, it's a mechanical shark. It's dumber than our toaster.
Tina Belcher : Our toaster is also confused. It doesn't know where bagels go.
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Bob Belcher : It's eating its way into our basement!
Tina Belcher : Can we keep it?
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Mr. Fischoeder : How about the Scare-rousel? A carrousel in which you ride real horse corpses.
Tina Belcher : You had me at horses, but then you lost me at corpses.
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Tina Belcher : I'm torn. Dad raised me, but the shark gets me.
Louise Belcher : If the shark eats dad, does that make it our new boss?
Gene Belcher : Shark boss! Ungh-ungh-ungh-ungh!
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Gene Belcher : No one knows who did.
Louise Belcher : Yes, stop this insane witch hunt!
Tina Belcher : It could have been anyone who wasn't at the library.
Jimmy Pesto : The library?
Tina Belcher : It's no use. They know we knocked the shark over.
Bob Belcher : Wait, what? You did?
Louise Belcher : No. That's just an expression. Hey! Did you knock the shark over today? You know I did.