- Liz Lemon: I realized a long time ago that weddings aren't about love. They're just a giant industry that preys on gender stereotypes to make adult women spend a ton of money and act like selfish children. I mean, have you seen "Wedding Bitches" on Bravo?
- [Cut to reality show of women fighting. Cut back to office]
- Jack Donaghy: I remember when Bravo used to air operas.