American Horror Story (TV Series)

Bitchcraft (2013)

Jessica Lange: Fiona Goode

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• Fiona Goode : Now, I've read all your files, and you're never gonna become great women of our clan sitting around here at Hogwarts, under the confused instruction of my daughter. We're going on a field trip. Jesus, go change your clothes. Wear something... black.

• Fiona Goode : Each one of you has a unique gift, but that's not nearly enough to be a real witch.

  Madison Montgomery : And you're a real witch?

  Nan : She's the Supreme.

  Fiona Goode : [laughs]  You know that one? She's smarter than all of you put together.

• Fiona Goode : What are we talking about? College boys? Taken in the prime of their lives, such a tragedy. Almost makes you want to cry, doesn't it? But then, the world's not gonna miss a bunch of assholes in Ed Hardy t-shirts.

  Madison Montgomery : Who are you?

  Fiona Goode : You know, I've got to hand it to you - the bus flip... that's not easy. You are a sloppy little witch bitch.

  Madison Montgomery : Go to hell, you stupid hag.

• Cordelia Foxx : I have half a mind to enchant the locks after you leave.

  Fiona Goode : [laughs]  Don't make me drop a house on you.

• Cordelia Foxx : I don't have a broom.

  Fiona Goode : That's ironic.

• Fiona Goode : [Takes a look at Madame LaLaurie's dated attire]  Come on, Mary Todd Lincoln. I'll buy you a drink.

• Fiona Goode : When witches don't fight, we burn.

• Tour Guide : Uh, excuse me, you can't just barge in on the tour without purchasing a ticket.

  Fiona Goode : You're giving us a tour for free.

  Tour Guide : Free! of course.