- Charlie Duncan: Why are you so sad?
- Teddy Duncan: Oh, um... Because we're saying goodbye, Charlie, and that's a very hard thing to do.
- Charlie Duncan: Then say hello.
- Gabe Duncan: I finally get my own room, and now we have to move out.
- Bob Duncan: It's just for a couple of nights. We're gonna get the house checked out, make sure everything's safe...
- Teddy Duncan: Take care of the termite problem...
- Bob Duncan: Thought that was implied... And then we're gonna move back in and everything's gonna be back to normal.
- Amy Duncan: What do you mean, normal? PJ dropped out of college.
- PJ Duncan: Teddy went to Boston!
- Teddy Duncan: Dad brought termites into the house!
- Bob Duncan: Well, Gabe...
- [pauses]
- Bob Duncan: What did you do?
- Gabe Duncan: Nothing. As usual, I'm the good one.
- Gabe Duncan: We have an attic?
- PJ Duncan: Yeah, it's upstairs.
- Gabe Duncan: Yeah, yeah, that'd be the place for it...